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		<description>Think you are funny? Prove it.</description>
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			<title>Funny sayings or quotes.</title>
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			<dc:creator>hotspot</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[My sisters friend made this up and put it on her facebook.
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&quot;There's a party in my tummy and your invited!&quot;
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<br />
My neighbor made this one up
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&quot;If you was from where I'm from, You'd be dead!!&quot;
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<br />
Mama's family
<br />
&quot;Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite. And if they do, whack'em with a shoe until they're black and blue&quot;]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 00:27:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A little boy and his father ...</title>
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			<dc:creator>master412160</dc:creator>
			<description>A little boy and his father are listening to the Fuhrer's speech on the radio as Germany declares war on the USA. The boy asks his father where the USA is. The father takes down a globe and runs his hand across the USA, saying &quot;All of this area of North America, son&quot;.

The boy looks at the globe and asks &quot;and where is the British Empire?&quot;. The father indicates Britain, Canada, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, and India on the globe.

&quot;I see&quot;, said the boy. &quot;And  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:53:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Funny tech support calls</title>
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			<dc:creator>Vedu_King</dc:creator>
			<description>I've found some real funny tech jokes and I want to share them at CreativeForums.



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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't

print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted

the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer

still says he can't find it... 

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Customer: I can't get on the Internet. 

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? 

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. 

Tech support: Can you  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:03:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Ugly person illness</title>
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			<dc:creator>Zawazuki</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font face="times new roman,helvetica">A very homely person made an
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appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the
<br />
doctor's office and said, &quot;Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't
<br />
have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me.
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Can you help me accept my ugliness?&quot; 
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&quot;I'm sure I can.&quot; the psychiatrist replied. &quot;Just go over and lie face down on that couch.&quot; </font>]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 13:16:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Okay-ish jokes.</title>
			<link>http://www.creativepromotion.biz/jokes-f40/okay-ish-jokes-t194.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sup-Sup</dc:creator>
			<description>This jokes aren't great but here we go.

 

 : Knock knock.

 : Who's there?

 : Lettuce.

 : Lettuce, who?

     : Let us in its raining!



And also...



 : KNOCK KNOCK!

 : Who's there?

 : AMOS!

 :Amos, who? 

 : A Mosquito!

Are they okay or not? Do they suck, rule, what? Gimme your opinions! </description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 10:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
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